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Girls' night out! Queen Máxima of the Netherlands stuns in a sensational shimmering gown as she steps out solo in Paris with Brigitte Macron Thank you and goodnight!' he yelled. 'How am I supposed to do comedy now!?' He did his best to pull himself together. Kay based the look of Max on Gillman. “What that shows is Peter is a magpie,” he says. “He gathers, and he’s got a really, really keen sense of human comedy.” The curtain opened to reveal a trimmer figure, though a chip-fuelled paunch still lurks beneath the trademark pastel blue shirt. He looks like a darts champion at the tail-end of a fortnight's boot camp. Talk about the world's best job! A DOUGHNUT SCIENTIST reveals how she is creating a healthier future for bakery...

He still wasn’t sure that comedy would give him a permanent income,” Perkin says. Soon though, Perkin had established comedians telling him not to use Kay as a compère. He was too funny, they said, and going on after him was murder. Now, he looks physically different, his frame slimmer and his face less boyish. There’s a routine in his new show about getting his kidney stones sorted and a singalong to 70s advertising jingles, and no mention of anything more serious. It’d be the same for an Olympic runner, exactly the same,” he says. “It’s [a case of], what do you need to do to get to where you want to go?” SARAH VINE: Where DO Harry and Meghan stand in relation to this puppet of theirs? If they don't denounce the poison in Omid Scobie's book, we can only assume they endorse it

Yet there was a deeply touching eulogy to his Nan, the source of so much material and who died at the same age as the Queen. It’s that feel for the rhythms and oddities of the mundane that set him apart. “He’s taken it, he’s magnified it, he’s adjusted it, he’s placed it. But those feelings of real people are what makes all of his programmes and his stand-up so real. Because it’s about real people, because it comes from real people. He has such an ear for it.” Most comedians have to operate at a constant rolling boil, with theatre tours supported by a couple of podcasts, social media work and maybe a Taskmaster slot. Kay does none of that, but still has at least three working tribute acts who will come and do his material at your party or function. S Club's Hannah Spearritt takes a tumble during Dancing On Ice rehearsals she she gears up to take part in ITV skating show Fans use their T-shirts to show their love for the Bolton comic. Photograph: Joel Goodman/The GuardianYou had me in f****** bits!' Whereupon he half-apologised for his language: 'I'm sure this is rated 15.' Linda Nolan 'cries her eyes out' as she shares a heartbreaking cancer update and admits her fears that this Christmas could be her last He’d come in just before he needed to go on stage, and he was off. He’d do his professional thing and go.”

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